So you work hard to gain the respectable post of Lord Mayor in your beloved town. This brings many perks, a chain that 50 cent would be jealous of, nice robe, daft hat and nice little cushy day job. Yeah you might have to attend the odd meeting and shake a few hands but life as Lord Mayor is pretty much plain sailing.
Well it is unless your name is Colin Hall, Lord Mayor of 'Hey-day-Emile Heskey land' - Leicester. Yesterday poor old Colin had the tedious task of attending the Global Education function at Southfields library, after being subjected to a couple hours of verbal tosh about education Mr Hall then got to his feet to give a vote of thanks. It was at this precise moment that Colin's trousers came loose and plunged to his ankle's, Nicholas Bendtner stylee. Bad times. To make things worse the whole library was full of school children, Mr Hall must have been bricking it at the thought of the headlines, thank god for killer foxes!!
A spokesman for Mr Hall has since said: "The lord mayor has offered his deepest apologies to those attending the event for any offence caused by the accident."
Mr Hall has blamed two important factors, him having no belt and that he is currently aiming to lose 3 stone by walking to civic events.
I think that this was actually a failed attempt to try and get down with the kids by emulating the fashion traits of rap stars such as Eminem, 2pac and Biggie.
Keep smiling.
Mr Rice. x
...ML...
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